I have no idea what to blog about, only that I want to blog right now. So, like most girls, I turn to fashion. BAHA! Just kidding. I wouldn’t know the next thing about fashion. My style is like yoga pants, sweatshirt, and batman socks. Or some sort of variation of that. I could talk about football.
Like, I freaking adore Miles Austin. Before everybody else did (i.e. when he had his breakout season), I’ve liked him since his rookie season in 2006. I know all sorts of random stuff, too. Did you know mushrooms are the genitalia of fungus? I’ve killed a fly with my finger. I’ve never killed a fish with my bare hands though. But I’ve caught plenty with my bare hands. But not with a fishing pole or line. I’ve caught lots of algae-covered sticks with a fishing pole and line. Lines can be continuous. Arrows indicate continuation. Infinity continues forever. Lines infinitely approach asymptotes but never reach them. Some do anyway. Especially when a trigonometric function is involved. My stepdad thinks asymptotes are squirrels. Ma doesn’t know what they are. Thank you Mrs. Freeman for a love of trig graphs.
WRITER’S BLOCK SUCKS.
Do you want to hear about my psychiatrist? She’s imaginary. She has a head that would be a sphere if you took the appendages away. She helped me realize that I don’t like a lot of people, mainly Philidelphia Eagles’ fans. She also told me that school was, surprisingly, important. Holy freaking cow! I think I’ve lost it.
Here’s a mathematical equation for you.
caffeine + acetaminophen = the shakes
The liver has over two hundred functions. An iron deficiency can cause anemia. I have anemia. Some STDs can’t be cured. Anemia gives a person a higher risk of leukemia. A person can drink their own pee in desperate situations and live. Some people are vitamin D intolerant. Which means that they are sun intolerant. Pancakes are yummy and make my clothes shrink.
I always thought I was born in the wrong time frame. Then I read books.
I have two jobs right now. I can’t vote because I moved. My high school counselors won’t listen to me. So, I can’t go to college because they won’t send my transcript. Rude.
I need to be tested for AD ooooo shiny.
I like to eat duck. It tastes like duck. Cookies are good too. CookieMonster was way cooler when he ate straight cookies like a cookie-holic and bypassed the cucumbers like heart failure. That’s a simile.
deliciois–my version of delicious
Peace out riches!!!!
I LOVE THE DALLAS COWBOYS. (In your best Sean Connery impression because idk who that is.)