THAT’S RIGHT!!! THE FREAKIN’ ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE HAS COME! EVERYBODY GRAB YOUR CROSSBOWS AND TORCHES LET’S GET TO WORK.  JUST KIDDING. BUT NOT REALLY. I MEAN ZOMBIES AREN’T REALLY TAKING OVER THE WORLD YET. BUT IT REALLY IS OVER.  I’M TALKING ABOUT MY FUNK PEOPLE!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOO.. GANGNAM STYLE.  IDK WHAT’S WRONG WITH ME?  YA’LL KNOW THAT GUY ON PRINCESS DIARIES 2 WHO IS YELLING ALL THE TIME?!?!?  THAT’S HOW I AM RIGHT NOW!!!  IT’S SO WEIRD THIS MOOD I’M IN.

LAST NIGHT, I STEPPED ON GLASS AND THE FIRST THING I TOLD MY SISTER WAS, “GOOD THING THERE AREN’T ANY ZOMBIES AROUND HERE, OR THEY’D SMELL MY BLOOD.”  YOU HAVE TO BE PREPARED.  THEN I TOLD HER IT WAS A GOOD THING SHE WASN’T A VAMPIRE TOO.  I THINK YOU CAN SEE HOW THAT WOULD BE PROBLEMATIC.

HEY! I’M STILL YELLING AT YOU SO QUIT READING IT LIKE I’M NOT.  C’MON MAN.  PULL IT TOGETHER.  WHAT IS IT WITH YA’LL PEOPLE!!! YOU JAMAICAN ME CRAZY.

GANGNAM STYLE!!!!!!!

I WANT PUDDING!!!! LET’S GO RUN A MARATHON EVERYBODY!!! RIGHT NOW!!! WHO’S IN??  I WILL LITERALLY START TRAINING FOR A MARATHON RIGHT NOW IF SOMEONE SAYS THEY’LL DO IT.  OR IF A CERTAIN SOMEONE WILL DRAW AN ITALIAN CHICKEN. 

SO WHAT IT’S OUT OF YOUR ZONE!!!  I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT I’M WRITING ABOUT!!!

WHO CARES ANYWAY??? I RAN INTO A DOOR.  SOLD A LADY ALCOHOL AND A PREGNANCY TEST AT THE SAME TIME.  AND TURNED INTO MY SAME ‘WITTY’ SELF.  THAT’S WHAT MEEME CALLS IT ANYWAY.  DADDY SAYS IT’S CALLED BEING A ‘SMART ASS.’

gasp

IT WAS A QUOTE!!!!!  AND THEN CAESAR DIED.  BUT SCREW YOUR COURAGE TO THE STICKING PLACE.  UNSEX ME HERE.  NOW.  IN THIS POST.  I AM A WOLF.  I SING TO THE MOON.

If mother asks, I didn’t add any sugar to my pudding this evening.

PEACE OUT DAWWWWGGGSSS!!!!!

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